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1.	大酋长的命令：希尔斯布莱德丘陵！
2.	任务给予者的体验
3.	碧玉矿洞的麻烦
4.	人类的侵扰

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评论来自 1374013

任务给予者的体验 https://youtu.be/0ccHiwWfT5A

评论来自 Rankkor

despite the lower-level of this quest, it's actually shaping up to be the winner of the "Quest of the year" award, due to it's sheer awesomeness.

in this quest, YOU are the questgiver.

you don't really have to do anything, just sit back and have a few laughs as the hillarious dialog ensues.

basically, you get 3 quests that you gotta give to someone else, just get on the pale skeletal horse next to you, and ta-dah now u're a questgiver (complete with the "!" above your head)

then watch as 3 NPC's (representing 3 stereotypes of players) come to you, and take your quests, once u've given them those quests, you get off the horse, and u're done.

the following dialoge happens with the 3 NPC's

High Executor Darthalia says: Stand tall and proud, <name>. Don't let any of these scrubs give you any trouble. Show them who's boss!

High Executor Darthalia says: I see one coming now! Looks like a real winner. Keep it cool, <name>. Keep it cool.

A level 19 character named Dumass walks in, saying everything in capital letters.

Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!

Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!

Dumass says: HI! I'M NEW! BIG WHITE LIGHT CREATURE WITH WINGS MADE ME ALIVE! I SERVE THE BANSHEE QUEEN! YAY!
HELP!
HI!

Maybe you should go take a nap or something. I don't know if I have any work for you.

Dumass says: OK! THANKS! I'LL JUST WAIT HERE WITH YOU! THANKS! OK!

Wait a minute. It looks like something just came up. Yes, right here on this sheet of paper. You need to head southeast to to the Azurelode Mine and report to Captain Keyton. Southeast is that way *you point southeast*.

Dumass says: NORTH! GOT IT! THANKS! BYE! THANKS!

High Executor Darthalia says: These new Forsaken tend to be a little... um... stupid. It usually takes awhile for them to acclimate.

High Executor Darthalia says: Oh great... not this one again. I know this orc. He's got no business being here, but since he's a bottom-feeding pansy he likes to hang around here and prey on the helpless. Don't let him bully you.

The level 80 Kingslayer Orkus of the guild <Red Like My Rage> flies in on his frost wyrm mount, fully equipped with tier 10 gear.

Kingslayer Orkus yells: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKIN'?

Kingslayer Orkus says: HAH! Looks like you're running out of idiots to put atop this horse, Darthalia. This is the puniest one yet.

Kingslayer Orkus says: What have you got for me today, weakling? Point me to where the Alliance hide and I shall DOMINATE THEM!

Kingslayer Orkus says: I have seen the fall of the Lich King. Creations of the titans have fallen before my mighty axe. When called upon, I alone spearheaded a victory for the Argent Crusade against the beasts of Northrend. Now, I come for the ultimate challenge. What does Hillsbrad Foothills have to offer Kingslayer Orkus?

Um... Apparently there are bloodthirsty worgen running rampant in the south. Maybe you could help with them?

Kingslayer Orkus says: Bloodthirsty you say? Is there any risk of death or dismemberment to me?

None.

Kingslayer Orkus says: Then Orkus WILL DO IT! YES!

Right, thanks. Just go ahead and head south. Far south. Probably off the coast.

Kingslayer Orkus says: Yes, cowardly quest giver, sit atop your pale horse while Orkus brings glory to the Horde! I shall return with a thousand skulls!

High Executor Darthalia says: Here's to hoping he never returns. Maybe he'll drown?

High Executor Darthalia says: Ah, crap. You're on your own with this one, <name>.

Johnny Awesome, a level 20 blood elf, of the <Uber Town> guild rides in on a Celestial Steed and fully equipped with heirlooms.

Johnny Awesome says: Johnny Awesome has arrived, philistine. Present me with your menial tasks so that I may complete them with only mild enthusiasm and most likely a complete disregard for any directions that you provide that are more complicated than what my map is able to display.

Johnny Awesome says: Look at me, peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.

Now look at yourself.

Quickly, look back at me.

Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.

What pointless series of tasks befitting a mentally deficient orc have you prepared for me?

Well, we are having some problems at the Sludge Fields, located northeast of here. Warden Stillwater could use your help.

Johnny Awesome says: Fine, fine, what else?

That's all.

Johnny Awesome says: That's all? One quest? Surely you jest. Are there not bear asses to collect? Perhaps a rare flower that I could pick from which you will make some mildly hallucinogenic tonic which you will then drink, resulting in visions of a great apocalypse? Perhaps the local populace of mildly annoying, ill-tempered gophers are acting up and need to be brought to justice? No? Nothing?

THAT'S ALL, JOHNNY AWESOME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

Johnny Awesome says: I will do this ONE thing that you ask of me, quest giver. Pray I find more menial tasks to accomplish or you will be hearing from me again and I assure you that my commentary on forums of public opinion will be most unkind.

is obvious that the 3 NPCs represent 3 THICK stereotypes of players, with dumass representing the n00b idiots who don't pay atention to any simple instructions and say all in caps, Orkus represents the elitist player who somehow belives to be superior to the rest due to his or her acomplishments, yet frowns on taking an actual challenge, and prefer to display bravado by killing stuff that is in no way a real danger to them.

Johnny Awesome is....... urg I better not start xD

after this rather hillarius dialog, just dismount from the horse, turn your quest in, and with this your days doing "desk jobs" are over, it's just so much easier to build and lead a 25man raid than put up with the diferent kinds of players as a quest-giver isn't it?

this quest is full of references, for example the quest name and the opening sentence of the quest refers to the songs "Welcome to the Machine" and "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd respectively.

and the "Now look at yourself. Quickly, look back at me. Yes, this IS horse made of STARS." quote by Johnny Awesome is a reference to an Old Spice commercial.

Kudos to blizzard for making what is arguably the most memorable quest in online gaming.

Edit: Typos, and also added the full dialog

评论来自 Sumadin

~~Why do horde get all the cool quests?~~... erm I mean: Why do horde get to give out all the cool quests?

评论来自 11459

Best quest EVER. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

评论来自 gaudaloht

My god, Literally rofled

That quest is full of pure win

Hands down to blizzard

When I saw that guy dumass, i saw Donald

评论来自 forgottenring

Man this quest is the best. Totally unexpected. Once I hopped on the horse and got a "!" I bust out laughing. Dumass was hilarious, but Johnny Awesome takes the award in this quest.

评论来自 362997

Agree.. this is the single best quest ever made by Blizzard !

评论来自 708808

As if this quest wasn't golden as is,
the homage to Pink Floyd makes it absolutely perfect.

BTW which one's Pink?

评论来自 139938

You'll eventually encounter all three NPCs again, if you so choose:

1) Kingslayer Orkus is found just off the docks in the Ruins of Southshore, and will start this quest.

2) You will need to rescue Dumass from deep inside the Azurelode Mine.

3) Warden Stillwater from the Sludge Fields will send you to find Johnny Awesome after he gets lost amidst all those mushrooms.

评论来自 696978

This quest cracked me up. I was actually, literally laughing out loud. Awesome.

评论来自 386747

I've mained Alliance for all 6 years I've played WoW, but this certainly has to be one of the most hilarious quests I've ever done.

评论来自 76065

I've still got tears drying on my cheeks and I cannot stop laughing. Thank you, Blizz - this was truly the most epic quest ever! Oh man, the laughing is making my gut hurt, but it is totally worth it!

评论来自 jaq1010

I can't figure out, between this and the "Day When Deathwing Came" quests, what my favorite quest in the game is, but this one is right up there. Quest made me chuckle because I'm a Kingslayer who has spent the last three days running low level quests for fun. Quest givers must look at me and go "why the heck is HE here?" Johnny Awesome just says the truth about what we've all thought about silly and pointless quests, and the horse made of stars line had me rolling on the floor. And oh, Dumass. So much win in so little time, hilarious quest.

评论来自 simbic

So awesome quest. Blizzard, hats off!

评论来自 710930

Possibly my favourite new quest thus far. Despite just sitting there, its a great way for blizzard to poke fun at the more annoying parts of the playerbase, something we all do at some times.

Seeing Orkus not being able to swim later just capped it all off.

评论来自 omer681

This quest is an obvious reference to World of Warcraft.

评论来自 potenzix

Good ol' Blizzard heavily bashes their players in this quest. Good to know that the people who run this game know their players.

评论来自 Giantfoamhat

Haha, amazing quest. Please take the time to read it. Don't be a Johnny Awesome!

评论来自 104207

awesome quest,died laughing trough it .... and thought what kind of players quest givers have to deal with

评论来自 357385

Best. Quest. Ever.

评论来自 Mewbaraue

In Soviet Russia NPCs get quests from you!

评论来自 Icarui

Honestly, my second favorite part of this entire quest is the reward the 'Cue Cue Gloves'

Someone one my server made a habit of linking it anytime someone whines on trade xD

评论来自 TehFacroller2000

I want an Alliance counterpart.

评论来自 jakj

This quest has been given full voice-acting glory!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvF1o1ObPr0

Laugh and enjoy the voices of Dumass, Orkus, and Awesome!

评论来自 Axar

This entire chain is genuinely funny! And so are the rest of the quests over here in Hillsbrad. I don't think I've ever had such a great time questing, lol.

评论来自 671292

I actually have a friend that uses the title "Kingslayer" and his name is Orkus, i thought it was game mechanics copying a random friend, but it was so hilarious when i found out it was simple coincidence.

评论来自 Gyaris

Just be glad it isn't an escort quest.

评论来自 719483

if only this was the guy to give you the quest

弗洛伊德·平克

评论来自 Lilyrose1646

Never thought Blizzard could come up with a quest as great as this one, due to all the boring quests in the past...

Well done, Blizzard. Well done, I am impressed.

I laughed out loud when I saw Orkus.

I've seen too many players like that! Haha. xD

This quest is probably in one of the "Top Five Best Quests" :0

Least that's what I think.

They're making quests more fun and enjoyable in Cataclysm! In past expansions, quests were just.. boring. Lol.

Anyone else agree?

评论来自 karwara

you get another quest a bit further on where you have to rescue dumass from the mine haha

评论来自 669865

Best quest ever and the follow up quests of the three NPCs are even better.

评论来自 742253

This quest is absolutely awesome. I laughed at every single line of dialogue said.

评论来自 Grashka

It's been said before but it bears repeating:

Best. Quest. Ever.

And oh-dear-god... the hilarity of the blonde Belf on the Sparkle Pony. Even Blizzard makes fun of Elves.

I love this game.

评论来自 122049

Seriously the most epic quest ever imo ^^

评论来自 477028

Blizzard needs to make a quest like this for Alliance it would knock our socks off!

评论来自 Broodix

This quest is so awesome that I abandoned it just to do it again.

评论来自 Saltlick7

They even give you a buff showing up as a gold quest cup with the text "You are dispensing quests AND JUSTICE! YEA!"

Best ... quest ... EVER.

评论来自 ProverbialNoose

This may be my favorite quest in the entire game. No matter what level you are, you have to do this quest, and read everything, it's hilarious.

评论来自 732970

I suspect that those saying this is the "best quest ever" have not yet experienced the Gnomebliteration quest in Uldum. This quest *is* entertaining, but I think that one takes the cake.

评论来自 782711

It cannot be said enough (capped in true Dumass fashion): GREATEST! QUEST! EVER! Love their own hysterical quests later down the road when you have to save their asses, but the reaction of Captain Keyton to you bringing Dumass back with you is one for the ages.

评论来自 743774

Best buff too:

Quest Giver: "You are dispensing quests. AND JUSTICE! YEA!"

评论来自 445863

Johnny awesome is really awesome! :D Reference to Old Spice Commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

评论来自 Deaconn

Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.

Brilliant.

评论来自 98301

Everything good I was gonna say about this quest has already been said. Just one thing....

"Are there not bear asses to pick?"

hehe

评论来自 463376

Repetitive I know but I must say it again. Best. Quest. EVER.

评论来自 142762

Almost as funny as saving damsels with that knight in Un'Goro.

评论来自 Velariana

Now look at yourself.

Quickly, look back at me.

Yes, this quest IS made of WIN.

评论来自 Deathbang

I'm just going to say this: I have done over 3000 quests in this game. This quest is in my top 5. Every WoW player ever should do this quest. If you are alliance, make an undead and level it just to do this quest. It's that awesome.

评论来自 sherrasama

I laughed so hard, I peed a little

评论来自 822408

the next quest with the 'bear eggs' is a real downer though

评论来自 Quilan

Time to dispense quests... AND JUSTICE.

评论来自 Iconoclast

This quest was awesome, I literally lol'd.

评论来自 Khalipso

yes. this is, hands down, the BEST quest i have EVER done. classic.

评论来自 iluvsilver11

Johnny Awesome is riding a TRH! :D
I thought he did look a bit retarded XD

评论来自 Spankypants

I think this has just become my favourite quest ever!

Look at me peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.

Now look at yourself.

Quickly, look back at me.

Yes, this horse IS made of STARS.

评论来自 Kalx

From the August 16 hotfix notes:

Players should now be able to keep the Quest Giver buff from the quest Welcome to the Machine in Hillsbrad Foothills.

评论来自 489530

Clearly a hat tip to Nyhm's song "Death Knight Spree"...

Now EVERYONE'S toon can be a quest giver!

评论来自 878962

Can you smell,what the LOK'TAR is cooking? lmao

评论来自 610373

I agree with many others, this is by and far the BEST QUEST EVER. The only thing that would have made it better is if there was another cursor floating around and clicking on you.

评论来自 Chr15ty

Perhaps the local poopulace of mildly annoying, ill-tempered gophers are acting up and need to be brought to justice?

I SO want to see the follow-up. lol

评论来自 886991

I love how blizz even recognized that players in BOA's are generally tool bags haha

Great Quest

评论来自 lford78

Ok, that was just awesome.

评论来自 Pypode

"Kingslayer Orkus says: Bloodthirsty you say? Is there any risk of death or dismemberment to me?"
Made me laugh out loud.

评论来自 Luhka

"Are there not bear asses to collect?"

Laughed so hard I may or may not have done something involuntary. And messy.

评论来自 923612

That was hysterical, its like looking at players from the games point of view. I like the orc that will kill anything as long as its not dangerous. Reminds me of people playing leveled toons in the starting area, lololol..

评论来自 418351

The fact that the first quest that I gave out was to "Dumass" has got my attention, also the fact that Johnny Awesome from <Uber Town> acts like the Old Spice guy is ridiculously funny!

My wife thought I was going to have a heart attack, because I was laughing so hard. Blizz needs more quests in there like this!

(side note to lozerette)
Gnombliteration is a fun quest, however after doing it 8 times on all of my toons, it gets old... If the gnomes were closer together or the quest only asked for 500 instead of 1000, it might have been better, IMHO Welcome to the Machine is better.

评论来自 dayoodin

Like the others said, this quest line is both fun and funny, especially the parts involving Dumass! I like that you encounter each person you gave a quest to as you go along, and help them. It was kind of awesome getting to be a quest giver for a short time. ^_^

评论来自 940869

Best part is that this doesn't reqiuire you have done a quest chain for any zones before it.

Best. Quest. Ever.

评论来自 Ruaten

Best quest ever? Possibly. My favoriote? No doubt.
I giggled the whole way through. XD

评论来自 Zoeteklem

A good fourth stereo type would be the toon that runs up with like 5 baddies attacking him, tries to get help by the guards, nobody helps, he tries to get the quest but dies before excepting it/turning it in.

评论来自 Spikeyman

There should be an Alliance quest thats like this... but blizz hates the Alliance...

评论来自 shadowdragon986

So...

Am I the only one who tried to click himself to give himself a quest?

Damn you Pavlov.

评论来自 saminata

I want this voiced so bad....

评论来自 George14

Kingslayer Orkus was talking to Darthalia but Darthalia is an NPC. Lonely, much?

评论来自 iFitzGerald

When 弑君者奥尔库斯 says "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKIN'?", it's a reference to one of the catchphrases of professional wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnsson from WWF/WWE. The original phrase is "Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'?"

评论来自 ExperimentX4d2

I think there should've been a fourth NPC with dungeon gear, in a levelling guild, that runs up, says "How many and what do I get?", nods, and runs off.

To describe the majority of players that quest. Go to the quest giver, take the quest, do quest, take reward.

评论来自 raggedysally

For me, the only thing that would make this quest better is if even one of the hapless adventurers returned to turn in their quest... and you get to give them a Carrot on a Stick.

评论来自 laurag12363

I have NEVER in all my long years of gaming simply sat and laughed so hard at one quest. I loved it!

评论来自 wasere

This has to be the most fun quest in the game. I was laughing so hard when Johnny from Uber Town came in on his Starllion.

评论来自 CircleofHealing

"Pray I find more menial tasks to accomplish or you will be hearing from me again and I assure you that my commentary on forums of public opinion will be most unkind." from Johnny Awesome had my girlfriend inquiring why I was laughing so much at the computer.

Sooooo much like the battle.net forums.

I went for the Cue Cue (QQ!) gloves which I'll void store.

In any case, quests in Hillsbrad (once you pick yourself off the floor from this one) are much in the same vein. The ineptness of the Forsaken bureaucrats in middle management, trying to accomplish Sylvanas' master plans..... has you cleaning and covering up all manner of bungled operations.

It's material like this that makes Blizz great.

评论来自 Ladrana

I must add to the many comments about how amazing and awesome this quest is!

There's a parody video on the story of ~~Dumbass~~ Dumass which (in my opinion) is pretty funny (:

(And I agree that the Alliance needs epic quests like this.)

edit: We do get quests like this though: 尽你的职责 >.<

评论来自 Seahnjin

I did this quest with a friend while we were leveling our monks together. I told him we had to go to Hillsbrad because the first quest was one of the funniest ever.

After turning in the quest :
Him : "Uhhh that quest sucked so much."
Me : "...seriously ?"
Him : "You don't do anything."
Me : "Um, did you even read the text ?"
Him : "No."

I've never wanted to slap someone through internet so badly before

评论来自 Vashz

Some of High Executor Darthalia comments.

Kingslayer Orkus Leaving......

High Executor Darthalia says: Here's to hoping he never returns. Maybe he'll drown?

Johnny Awesome Riding up......

High Executor Darthalia says: Ah, crap. You're on your own with this one,

Agreed,One of the funniest quests Horde side.

评论来自 300838

after 6 years of playing i can say w/o a doubt.

GREATEST. QUEST. EVER.

评论来自 Armonis

No one seems to have said that the title, and some of the quest text here, is a reference to the song Welcome to the Machine, by Pink Floyd.

评论来自 Imploded12

I must agree this is the Best Quest Ever! Had me in stitches!
I'm sorry to say but you do come across these stereotypes as often as I drink tea :-)
and I can drink loads of the stuff. Kettle is forever creating and shouting me so I have to go see what the racket is and then it insists I have a cuppa lol

评论来自 Rforn

One of the best quests ever!

评论来自 DerGole

I am leveling my horde monk now and came to this quest.
I thought, oh my, a reference to Pink Floyd, nice. But then it just got better and better.
This is one of the quests you must have made. PERIOD!

评论来自 fmneto

Best. Quest. Ever. Covers noobs, noobs and noobs.

评论来自 enzd1

This quest is everything everyone else says it is and more.

评论来自 philcabinet

Needs an NPC that instantly runs up and accepts the quest and runs off before you can even tell him the objective.

评论来自 Bryynne

This Quest is spot on, The stereotypes fit real players. My favorite is the guy who's ready as long as he can't be hurt. someone at Blizzard must have actually teamed with these guys once.

评论来自 BearakKGM

BEST QUEST EVER!

评论来自 913651

lol best quest ever really, was laughing my ass off

评论来自 michnub

Best. Quest. Ever.

评论来自 Dupin101

I'd imagine this is exactly what it feels like to be a Game Master.

评论来自 takerudavis

It doesn't happen everyday that a quest actually cracks me up.

This is classic "soviet Russia" joke scenario. You give quests to NPCs.

So I climb on a mount and quest giver mark appears above my head. Oh, this is gonna be interesting.

Okay, so first we get Dumbass, sorry, I mean 杜马斯 who apparently just got ressed by 灵魂医者, probably for his first time.

HI! I'M NEW! BIG WHITE LIGHT CREATURE WITH WINGS MADE ME ALIVE! I SERVE THE BANSHEE QUEEN! YAY!
HELP!
HI!

Next up is orc, apparently kingslayer, named... Orkus... yeah, mate, original made you made yourself.

I have seen the fall of 巫妖王. Creations of the titans have fallen before my mighty axe.

And so did half of the population, buddy.

And then there was Johnny... oooh, boy, when I saw him arrive on his 星骓 aka Crack Pony, I had laugh and I laughed hard.

I admit, I am "collector" type too and if I had bigger budget for WoW, I would buy all the shop extras, but the fact THEY used this most controversial mount for this NPC, most definitely just because of its reputation... it was just perfect.

So he arrives and starts bragging about his set of heirlooms...

Look at me, peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.

... his steed ...

Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.

and feels offended when I sent him off to Sludge Fields. No, seriously, that's your quest. Off you pop.

And then he /rude's me and before I can respond, he is gone, leaving me with my mouth wide open

评论来自 1374013

Welcome to the machine https://youtu.be/0ccHiwWfT5A

评论来自 iZallen

This quest is made out of pure win.

评论来自 MindbenderDK

Since no one else mentioned it i will.

If the quest fails as u hand out the quests, disable all ur addons = win

评论来自 AzurePai

In hindsight this quest reads as Blizzard satirizing the garrison mission table two expansions before it was introduced.

评论来自 WoWGnGP

I made i playthrough of this quest if anyone wish to see how to do it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLzKHjYbdgo

评论来自 Kaiservash

May be a reference to ?

What do you think? Best quest ever xD

评论来自 WonderhellQueen

tfw you realize you're kingslayer orkus

4 da horde

评论来自 Zajber

Only rivaled by 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！ as funniest quest in the game.

评论来自 Monomatapa

It's o.c. based on the Pink Floyd song with the same name.
The lyrics of this song are illustrative of the quest... ;)

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time
Provided with toys and 'scouting for boys'
You brought a guitar to punish your ma
And you didn't like school, and you
Know you're nobody's fool
So welcome to the machine
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream
You dreamed of a big star
He played a mean guitar
He always ate in the Steak Bar
He loved to drive in his Jaguar
So welcome to the machine

评论来自 Internalrage420

On this page, it says that there's an additional reward that you can choose - There isn't anymore. As you can see, the link to the additional reward is broken indicating that the item may have been removed. I thought I accidentally didn't collect it but I don't think wow lets you do that lol.

评论来自 JohnFromCali

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKING" is most likely a reference to WWE wrestler "The Rock", this is his famous catchphrase.

评论来自 Sututiv

doing this quest as a Zandalari is impossible, when Orkus comes, he's not within talking range

评论来自 bratgirl

There is a follow up to this quest *咕噜*救命！*咕噜* over at 49.5, 74.3. It's a breadcrumb to a longer quest chain, but it's well worth doing just on its own if you enjoyed 任务给予者的体验.

评论来自 Dedushka1963

Waiting for 15 minutes. No one shows up for the quests :(

评论来自 Swordbreaker925

Noticed a typo with this quest. The NPC that gives it to you calls Orkus a "bottom-feedier"

评论来自 Hasizae

Do not forget to jump on the skelettal steed besides for the guys to come pick their quest ;)

评论来自 TigerAceRay

This is hands down my favorite quest lol.

评论来自 CoaFeanaro

"(...) and most likely a complete disregard for any directions that you provide that are more complicated than what my map is able to display."

I've never felt so called out in my Life XD

评论来自 Lorian

I've been playing this game on and off since vanilla and this is still my #1 favourite quest.

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任务给予者的体验

指派3项任务。

	指派第一项任务（1）
	指派第二项任务（1）
	指派第三项任务（1）

已提供物品：

	日常报告 - 希尔斯布莱德丘陵（1）

描述

<伙计/姑娘>，来根雪茄吧。你很快就会扬名立万，成为被遗忘者的高阶官员了。没错，好日子就要开始啦！

我要你将这些指令分发给前来找活儿干的底层人员。把哪项任务分给谁，全凭你的决定。

如果你准备好了，就骑上我忠实的骸骨战马吧——他们肯定会看到你的，然后开始体验全新的生活吧！呃，你站那里等着就成。

奖励

您能选择下列奖励中的一个：

	便携桌板			任务给予者的肩甲
	索骥护手			胜利锁甲手套

您会收到：

收获

完成任务后，你将获得：

250 点幽暗城声望

输入以下代码查看此任务是否已完成

/run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(28096))

任务给予者的体验

描述

奖励

收获

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