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评论来自 aikiwoce

The text of the book: "The Worst Mage in Dalaran: A Children's Book"

"Once upon a time there lived a mage who could not cast fireball, polymorph or frostbolt. When he conjured water, it came out as mud. Hist attempts at arcane intellect made the subjects stuipder. Without any doubt, his tutors agreed that their pupil, Bungledorf, was the worst mage in Dalaran.

Bungledorf had come to learn with great hopes. He guzzled mana potions before class, mistakenly believing they would increase his skill. But all they ever increased was the number of times he accidentally burped during the important invocations, often setting classmates robes ablaze or turning his teacher's beard into sheep's wool in the process.

At his first exam, Bungledorf was asked to cast frost armor correctly. The other students shifted in their seats fearfully as he began the incantation. A blue fog encompassed the young lad and for a moment it looked as though he had succeeded. But then he began to shiver and sneeze violently, and everyone finally realized: He had given himself frostbite.

One day Bungledorf was in the park, wondering whether he was cut out to be a mage. He saw some children playing nearby and remembered his dream of being a powerful spellcaster. "Yes," he thought. "I can do it: I just need to try harder!" He looked for something to practice on and noticed an unusual tree before him. Summoning his courage, Bungledorf began casting a spell on it. He shut his eyes, afraid to see the result...

When he finally looked, the tree was replace with a beautiful night elf. "It worked!" He cried, "It's transformed! I am a mage after all!

The Night Elf was confused for a moment and then smiled at him gently, "I am a druid, young one. We take other forms by our own will.

Bungledorf blushed and stepped away, only to trip over his robes and fall headfirst into the lawn. A chorus of giggles greeted him as he adjusted his long pointed cap and shuffled off toward the dormitory, his head hanging low.

The Night Elf Lingered, pondering the boy. When she turned to leave, she caught her foot in something, and nearly lost her balance. Surprised at the unfamiliar obstacle, she looked down to see a glistening crop of mageroyal. It's petals slowly unfurling into full bloom, where moments ago there had been nothing. She wondered at this, and then realizing, turned back in the direction of Bungledorf had been walking, but the young mage was already gone."

评论来自 137190

He's not a mage, he's a druid! :O

评论来自 62247

Of course the tree chick was a druid, but the point of the story was Bungledorf wasn't a good mage because he wasn't a mage at all. When he tried his incantation, he instead grew Mageroyal, a plant. The druid then realized this... he wasn't a mage, but a druid.

评论来自 Nineknives

so you're saying the developers who put this book inside the game are saying

"DRUIDS are the WORST MAGES"

~especially when they're so confused they don't know that they are in fact druids

评论来自 344118

Actually a reference to The Worst Witch series of books by Jill Murphy

评论来自 joshua10

so, this mage ended up being a druid, but the only races able to be druids are tauren and night elfs, which cannot be mages, what race was this fella?

评论来自 milo210

Was reading the book and when I came to the last site it dissapered before I got the end :(
Good thing it was in here, I wouldn't miss the end :P

评论来自 331201

Is there a reason behind this book or is just there to be there?

评论来自 207780

this book shares a spawn with The Schools of Arcane Magic - Introduction which is a book for the achievement http://www.wowhead.com/?achievement=1956 it should have a chance to spawn this book about every 3-4 hours which is what i have heard the timer is for the schools of arcane magic books

评论来自 Kranzil

I'm almost certain this is a reference to the children's book and TV program, The Worst Witch.

I remember watching it when i was a kid, and this made me laugh, a bit.

评论来自 408277

The Worst Mage in this story defintiely has a dwaven name, at least from all the dwarven names I've ever heard. Personally I can only picture Pikel Bouldershoulder as the main character, and I think it may even be a reference to him, but I'm unsure of that

Pikel : http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Pikel_Bouldershoulder

评论来自 Skreeran

It's almost a sad story, really.

It's like an Ugly Duckling story in-which someone else sees the duckling to find that it is a swan, but the ugly duckling never finds out.

:(

评论来自 GreasyMcNasty

Heh, the name "Bungledorf" makes me think of a mix between a Goblin and the band "Mr. Bungle".

I know what my goblin mage's name is gonna be when Cataclysm comes out.

评论来自 Alexboom

Silly Night Elf, He can't become a Mage until Cataclysm

评论来自 nguyenhothanh

So we will have Human druid when the druid found the mage at last, right? Considering Druid exists in Gilneas before the worgen curse, too. :D

评论来自 Calentor

He's not a mage, he's a naughty boy!

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