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评论来自
Cantras
... oh dear.
评论来自
Fel4
"<The next few pages seems to be stuck together.>"
*shudder*
评论来自
Ramsay
Err....
What?
评论来自
108727
I think Blizz just thoroughly enjoys taking a dig at ERPers or just
"romance" literature in general.
Whoever works at Blizz writing these things is hilarious, imo.
评论来自
137993
Zombie Pr0n FTW!
评论来自
Prospero
If you liked this book, try hanging out and reading the /say chat in the Brill inn on an RP server.
评论来自
61708
o.0
评论来自
269495
"The banshee glanced coyly over her rotting right shoulder, allowing her wrappings to loosen ever so slightly. "It's time you... collected your reward."
Thats ever so slightly disturbing :S
评论来自
Ghoso
oh, my.
Necrophilia
is not my idea of a quest reward.
评论来自
Martacus
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=38269
Drops off Undead... Go figure.
Show them some sympathy... the scourge don't have mum to pick up their soiled tissues behind them.
评论来自
Skullhawk13
OH DEAR GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF IT!
get the images out of my head for the love of god T_T
评论来自
314843
i transcribed it into saved letters on my female undead lock, had a friend play on her and he basically said wtf, i replied thats what an undead trashy romance novel is like
(Myrtne server Malygos)
评论来自
Jokulhaup
Personally, I thought that the funny thing about this book is that when you first get a chance to peruse it, Keleseth is standing right in front of the bookshelf that contains it. Makes you wonder what he's doing while Mograine is rallying the Scourge...
评论来自
Psyblade1st
"Right click for hot undead action."
-Warcraft III unit quote
评论来自
Okacz
I guess those 'stuck pages' had images too:)
评论来自
Sincerity
I couldn't help it... Here- I transcribed it. I'm glad that someone else noticed that Kelseeth was standing right in front of it...
Skor’Zad nervously peered around the corner of the column. As he had planned, he saw her floating there, alone in her chamber. Had he made the right decision, visiting the banshee’s private chamber so late at night? The necromancers would surely put him into the ground if he was discovered. What’s worse, he didn’t know if his feelings were requited, and Madame Sidnari was known for her short temper.
What few doubts the zombie had were quickly tossed aside once he caught a full glimpse of her beauty. Her distinctly elven features – A reminder of her form in a past life – were now only enhanced by the oozing wounds and scabs that dotted her face purple, almost translucent skin was frugally covered by necrotic wrappings that hugged her waifish figure. Cold flesh neatly fused with the ephemeral as her legless torso sat upon a blue sphere of energy drifting a few inches above the cold granite floor. Skor’zad allowed himself to relax a bit and wiped the sweat and ichor that dripped alternatingly from his prominent brow.
Seemingly unaware of his presence she glided to the only window in the room and looked out upon the battlefield. Desolation stretched out before her. Not six hours ago had the shrill cries of human children pierced the air, but now… Only the sweet silence of death.
The wind caught her hair now, playfully flipping the worm-like tangles around her hollowed-out eye sockets. Skor’zad, suddenly aware that he was leaning forward with lust, shrank back behind the column, terrified that the Dark Wailer might have seen him. She had indeed seen him – but he had no reason to fear.
“Skor’zad,” she said, “I’ve been waiting for you. You fought well today.” The banshee glanced coyly over her rotting right shoulder allowing her wrappings to loosen ever so slightly. “It’s time you… Collected your reward.”
<The next few pages seems to be stuck together.>
评论来自
367225
Im pretty sure I saw this book in the fat guy's room in the WoW episode of South Park...
评论来自
Ghoso
Those pages that are stuck together, in actuality, read:
"Here, take this 10 gold and 60 silver, and choose one of these 4 pieces of armor."
评论来自
346214
what has been seen cannot been
unseen
.
评论来自
Elarieline
Found a way into the next pages!
*looks in the pages*
MY EYES!
评论来自
315859
You know things like that really make you wonder about who you're fighting you know? Undead are supposed to be mindless minions with 2 occupations: killing stuff and eating their brains.
AND YET.
Next time you grind zombies in Icecrown or whatever, think about how each one of them might have a beloved wife.
No kids though. I hope not. *shivers*
评论来自
Morec0
<The next few pages seems to be stuck together.>
With
this
, I suppose.
评论来自
541007
...eek.ghost+zombie= wispy abomination that eats brains and looks like an elf.O.O...
评论来自
277479
"... The banshee glanced coyly ... " she was able to do it with "her hollowed-out eye sockets"!
I can bet that stucked together pages include a scene joint eating brains. ^)
评论来自
Fiyasoldier
I like the cover art for this book : P
评论来自
JFiver
Aww... This would so make an epic new book. Shame it can only be 'read' at the DK area...
评论来自
625385
Well this is certainly....disturbing.
评论来自
631264
Oh god I wish I was him...
Where the Dark Lady goes, I will follow.
评论来自
479298
Does noone else consider this to be an unsubtle jab at the fanbases obsession with Sylvanas?
评论来自
Jessicat
When I think about you...
评论来自
MASDERCHEEF
beat the images out of my eyes!
评论来自
gryfincol
im thinking......im thinking.....AGGGGGG!DONT THINK ABOUT IT!....
Edit.I added ....
评论来自
hgrothor
can this still be found after you have completed the dk starter quests?
评论来自
Grudge3214
Rule 34, oh 34...
评论来自
MiltiadesBooga
Keleseth's perusing this amuses me. He must have trainwreck syndrome as bad as the rest of us.
评论来自
merricklb
<"Skor'zad," she said. "I've been waiting for you. You fought well today." The banshee glanced coyly over her rotting right shoulder, allowing her wrappings to loosen ever so slightly. "It's time you... collected your reward.">
I sooo want to be that banshee... sleeping with a zombie
Benifits:
Removable parts
Lots of squishy juice
can do it all you want without fear of death.
Yes... I want to be humped by a zombie...
评论来自
Javelin
Damn.... why do i have to automatically imagine everything i read? Or actually.....i'm not even creeped out... I guess I spent too much time on the internet....
评论来自
Mebahiah
I think my death knight needs a copy of this.
...For educational purposes. M'yes.
评论来自
Tribunal
Why so freaked out? She was just going to give him his silver and
女妖之甲
and send him on his way, ready for the next adventurer.
评论来自
link55557
Nope Nope Nope
评论来自
Kalevala
I guess prince Keleseth is the autor of this disturbing book
评论来自
cephadex
I'm kind of surprised by how many people here have no sense of humor. This is hilarious!
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