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评论来自
Jihnad
YAY! A new addition to the series. I wonder what shenanigans he gets into this time ;]
评论来自
56833
Judging from the title, this will feature a well-endowed Goblin Engineer.
评论来自
Nethris
The third page is freaking golden,
stroking the smooth skin
. Cant wait for the blind date.
(You can read it by viewing it from the cataclysm wowhead page instead of live.)
评论来自
Dragoonman
Oh boy, can't wait to read this one XD
评论来自
334825
hmm, I wonder who Marcus is gonna pimp out this time :P
评论来自
Zulali
'As Jack quickly tallied the total, he asked, "This must be a serious raid or somethin'?" '
Breaking the fourth wall are we blizzard? I'm well aware that raids are an integral part of WoW, but seriously? This is just too obvious...
评论来自
561831
I don't think I'll ever stop reading these. That is, until our General Player here winds up with a worgen female...
评论来自
315859
WTB 50 000g!
评论来自
Undeadlord
The leather-clad goblin scooped up her bag with one arm, and held up an outstretched hand. "He never put a ring on it. A girl's gotta have her priorities."
Reference to the goblin female dance, which is of the song "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"
Edit; Put in the right song name ^_^ THank you Sayna :D
评论来自
117905
The Revi in the book seems to be:
蕾薇·推杆
Considering they're both in the motorcycle trade, me thinks they be one and the same.
评论来自
Prada
WTB Secret Goblin Decoder Ring PST!
评论来自
576831
Kinda embarassing that these steamy romance stories are more well written than most of the canon lore in WoW that's been added recently. :P
评论来自
709149
Such a romance could only be blessed by the legendary Worgen Freeman.
评论来自
evankimori
Hrm, bondage, mayhem projection goggles, leather, explosives AND hardened adamantite tubes to enhance the effect of the 'Biggest One'...sounds like one hell of a party!
I wanna get in on this! :D
评论来自
Iilrane
...What happens when the various women find out that Marcus has been several-timing them?
评论来自
Iilrane
Now that I think about it, Marcus's port women to date...
1. Human mage
2. Undead rogue
3. Gnome warlock
4. Draenei shaman
5. Goblin...something
Remaining classes: Priest, druid, hunter, warrior, death knight (Marcus is already our paladin representative)
Remaining races: Dwarf, night elf, worgen, orc, troll, tauren, blood elf
Next installment, he beds a female dwarven hunter (marksmanship specification), maybe?
评论来自
Uinri
This is the most exciting part about Cataclysm.
评论来自
Morec0
I read it, now I have images in my head.
Kill me. Kill me now...
评论来自
307083
Oh you're everywhere Marcus, you sly rascal, you :D
评论来自
271275
I was disappointed at the complete lack of Marcus until the second to last page. Was afraid I was going to have to write an angry letter to Blizz HQ.
评论来自
Brand
Lets see. Now for Page 6.
*pulls out secret decoder ring*
D... R... I... N... K...
Y... O... U... R...
O... V... A... L... T... I... N... E...
Drink your Ovaltine? Oh, damn it!
评论来自
Forsakengirl13
As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.
The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is
Touch of the Banshee
, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of
Prince Keleseth
, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.
It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)
评论来自
Sharkon
Leaked excerpt from the next book in the series:
Rokrok's chest-beaty-thing fluttered as the young orcish warrior gazed into Ju'bali's unblinking eyes. All his life he had been warned to stay away from the voodoo, but in this moment he his spirit yearned for nothing but to come get the stuff, and maybe do a little light rending of his enemies' flesh later on.
Ju'bali's eyebrows twitched spasmodically, indicating that the troll girl was trying to bat her eyes seductively.
"Tell me da words I be wantin' to hear," she said, her tusks luminous in the moonlight.
Rokrok steeled himself with a mental cry of lok'tar, and recalled the words he had practiced so laboriously.
"Ooo ee, ooo ah-ah," he said.
"Ting tang, walla walla bing bang," he crooned.
"Ooo ee, ooo ah-ah," he serenaded.
"Ting tang, walla walla bing
bang
," he whispered.
Ju'bali slapped him across the face.
"How dare ya be sayin' such thing about me mother?" she shouted. Rokrok could picture her rage bar filling rapidly, and quickly switched into Defensive Stance before she had enough to Slam him, though he was surprised to note that the prospect excited him.
"I only said what the witch doctor told me to!" he cried.
Ju'bali balked. "The witch doctor? Why, that mojo-fluxer been trying to get to me voodoo for years! I be sorry, Rokrok. How can I be makin' it up to you?"
Rokrok grinned slyly. "I just had a sudden urge to go tank. Why don't you try and Overpower me?"
(The remaining pages appear to have been stolen by raptors.)
评论来自
533861
I've got big bombs
And he's got big bombs
And she's got big bombs
But we've got the biggest bombs of them all!
评论来自
338102
Take note this book can be stolen from
阴森的工人
Even ghosts have priorities!
评论来自
LilGazzi
Marcus is one kinky paladin. How the hell'd he ever become pure enough to get past initiate?
评论来自
926823
Marcus is getting alot of female attention, but one thing, what race is he?
评论来自
782914
Next book is here:
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《热与雾》
评论来自
1036586
50 shades of Warcraft?
评论来自
Gormadok
got that one today.
how many of such illustrated pages are there?
评论来自
Nobbel
We made a video bringing the story of Marcus (steamy romance novel) to life! Was a special and fun project to work on, hope it will bring a smile on your face!
https://youtu.be/SBcMrHwqAhA?t=8m39s
评论来自
xconigmax
Here's a list of all the currently available Steamy Romance Novels in order of release:
A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
A Steamy Romance Novel: Northern Exposure
A Steamy Romance Novel: Blue Moon
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
A Steamy Romance Novel: I'm In Love With a Robot
A Steamy Romance Novel: Savage Passions
You're welcome.
评论来自
Rizzatto
Still a better love story than Twilight
评论来自
DaggersEdge
Complete Steamy Romance Novel List
THE BURNING CRUSADE
一部催人泪下的言情小说
WRATH OF THE LICH KING
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《禁断之爱》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《北地柔情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《蓝月》
CATACLYSM
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《大号铜弹》
MISTS OF PANDARIA
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《热与雾》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
WARLORDS OF DRAENOR
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《狂野基情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
LEGION
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《牛奶情缘》
From
言情小说创作包
:
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《精灵的枷锁》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《活死人——夜之子》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《欲望之潮》
Write one yourself:
传承经典
BATTLE FOR AZEROTH
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
SHADOWLANDS
DRAGONFLIGHT
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
Background and additional information:
Jonathan LeCraft
was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is a unknown.
Eric Browning
was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.
比尔·比亚莎士
and/or
弗朗西斯·赛培根
were the in-game authors of the novels.
诺亚·斯凯布森
seems to have taken over, starting with
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
.
What NPCs around Azeroth say:
杰雷米亚·西利
said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.
帕林教授
confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in
尴尬的发现
and
错综复杂
.
记载者图帕
recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest
Digging Through the Past
.
Per the book
Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms
, the novels are used for secret communication between the
Explorers' League
and
SI:7
. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel.
Mathias Shaw
, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.
扎克罗斯卡
said that he was given a novel and liked it.
Visit the book characters in-game:
蕾薇·推杆
("Big Brass Bombs")
驯兽师卡玛
("Hot and Misty")
Madam Goya
("Hot and Misty")
Mister Chu
("Hot and Misty")
拉文
("Savage Passions")
马库斯
,
坦妲·自由行者
, and
巴克斯·自由行者
("Got Milk?")
Further reading/see also:
女妖之触
布雷泽的《谜之黑皮书》
containing:
布雷泽的《德莱尼小魔女字典》
布雷泽的《我与矮人妹子有个约会》
布莱兹的《如何泡上侏儒小妞指南》
布雷泽的《人类野蛮女友驯服手册》
布雷泽的《暗夜豪放女手记》
亚麻布包裹的书籍
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