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评论来自
MattHock
Must be some bored NPCs out there...
评论来自
Vigg
Is it sad that I now want to read the whole book?
评论来自
Shot
I love how it stacks in 5s! Can carry a whole library and go around as a romance book seller on a RP realm
评论来自
43897
Pickpocketed this from the Firewing Courier from the Investigating Tuurem quest
http://www.wowhead.com/?quest=9990
评论来自
60385
Such a nerdy book...
"Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor."
评论来自
9259
they should add a Proffession to write books, creaking your own custom item book that you could sell. If enough People liked it, you could sell it to a "publisher" and people could go to in-game bookstores and buy it off a vendor!
评论来自
GodofPudding12Q
Pickpocketed this off of an alliance Wing Commander in AV. I second the motion for a part 2!
评论来自
76169
i like how they mention "melting her frost armor spell" that was funny
评论来自
39249
Blizzard trying to be funny again!
评论来自
73633
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.>
Just lol :D
评论来自
Tyrsenus
"Oh c'mon baby, I've got Blessing of Protection on!"
评论来自
85555
Alright WoW erotica, I smell a porn spoof and it smells funny.
评论来自
TheOnyx
"It was at that time that Marcus put on his robe and wizard hat."
评论来自
68102_
I hope Marcus doesn't go OOM or get's aflicted w/ "searing pain" after this encounter...
...can't wait for the next part.
评论来自
67975
i can see the crazy cat lady in elwynn having one of these
评论来自
Surface
WTB moreeee Blizz!
评论来自
95764
"The reward is not negotiable!"
xD
评论来自
133819
i think it is time to get my funk on (^_^)... it might be better if thay came out with the nexed chapter. then i can know how to be romatic lol
评论来自
86477
oh man this book sounds great- lol
评论来自
143711
The first one I got was from a female blood elf that was alone just sitting guarding a quest object. That was pretty funny.
评论来自
143711
Also notice that the highest pick-pocketing rate is from a priest.
评论来自
56833
Well, actually, I did write a story based on this item. If you are interested, you can read it. But for obvious reasons, I can't really post it here.
If you want to, you could mail me, and I could provide a link to it. My mail address is in my profile.
Edit: Moderators, if you think this comments breaks the rules, feel free to remove it. I realize it's a borderline case at best.
评论来自
161985
I just noticed that this book put into the "Junk" catigory. I dont think this is junk it seems like a veary good way to pass the time when your waiting for something such as party members,raid groups,events,etc.Also i would veary much like to read the rest of this book seems quite interesting ;) All im saying is Blizzard needs to make a book catigory for some items...
评论来自
Martia
This PROVES that
General Marcus Jonathan
moonlighted as a romance novel cover model before his military career took off. I'm guessing lots of Scottish historical romances due to his flowing auburn hair.
评论来自
160193
Surprising that I can't find any NPC in game with the name Nahni. But on second thought, is that a japanese word for saying "what?"
Either way, yeah, hopefully the WOTLK will have part 2, or at least let us read on more from there.
评论来自
176950
i wanna read hole book 2 lol
评论来自
Ruffy
A rogues dairy, All pages are blank. lots of these books, once i found a research novel at dalaran, the little campsite. like 10 pages, quite funny this game, when you think you have explored it all, there is so much you havnt found yet. Got to be worth a lot on RP realms.
评论来自
dinnerbone
The sequel has arrived!
http://wotlk.wowhead.com/?item=37467
Edit:
And the next one!
评论来自
195229
Someone made a movie about this...
评论来自
207498
pickpocketed from the king of Iron forge... made me laugh so hard.
评论来自
Kirana
It's too bad it stacks. It would make a good Winter's Veil gift.
评论来自
Dayon
My Warrior carries this book around with him. ;D
评论来自
277523
I just sold 5 of these (from leveling lock picking by pick pocketing these lock boxes).
No joke, for some reason people really want this crap... I sold them from 5g-12g.
Give it a shot lol.
评论来自
devvvour
Almost half drop rate from Cultist Necrolytes...
Yeah, Scourge got feelings too!
评论来自
258919
Numerous NPCs such as the blood elf leader get bored in their spare time and decide to satisfy their...well.
Anyways, this is why most 8 year olds become rogues.
评论来自
281586
"Dude what's up with this novel anyway!"
"What ya mean?"
"It's a no good lowly and very boring love novel that repeats itself all over again, problely stolen by some Horny Blood elf!"
"..."
评论来自
Yakeshi
"I promise I won't
'do it from behind!'
Just because I'm a Rogue, you automatically assume that I want to
...you know...
you? You disgust me... Oh. No wait! I didn't mean it like that!"
Just an example of how being a smart-ass Rogue can earn you a night by yourself
>.<
评论来自
313952
"C'mon baby! I got blessing of protection on!"
Nice! Another Illegal Danish fan! I myself have been one of the few going ARCANITE REAPER! HOOOO! on the new "Bloodied Arcanite Reaper" item :)
评论来自
dreadblood
is nahni a gnome? it says that he "pressed himself against her
dimutive
form"
评论来自
Sincerity
Not one person posted it? Thank the Titans for WowWiki:
As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"
Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."
Marcus stepped toward her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her diminutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.
"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot>
评论来自
380112
You know, I RP on Wow...and my one toon Tresha is an author. These books are unfinished, and when using GHI...I shall finish them!
评论来自
324329
Why on earth would
Janice Barov
have this book? Seriously... 25% of pick pocketing it from her..
评论来自
329285
As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"
Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."
Marcus stepped toward her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her diminutive form.
Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.
"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.
<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot>
Rofl, get it? STEAMY!
delicious
评论来自
428051
If you happen to find this book, throw it on AH, I sold my copy for 100G last night, just put it on as a joke.
评论来自
448684
to bad none had demonskin or felarmor.
it would be much more fun XD
评论来自
448684
does this book have some kind of lvl 60 req?
评论来自
Morec0
Parts
Two
and
Three
! To make it easier to find them.
评论来自
541007
my first reation to seeing that you could pickpocket it from cheif engineer lorthandor, i was like,uuuuuuuuuuh......? but then i thought,well,blood elves ARE kinda dainty,so why not?book gave me chills,other two are even better1:D
评论来自
351764
Oh yeah... Frost armor is hawtt... uhh, i mean...
评论来自
712157
This reminds me of something Stephenie Meyer might write... especially the <This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot> bit.
评论来自
806397
since you can pick pocket this... this'll probably be a good way for a rogue to make monies. since this has a high chance of being looted
XD
评论来自
Forsakengirl13
As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.
The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is
Touch of the Banshee
, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of
Prince Keleseth
, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.
It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)
评论来自
451872
Oh gosh, I love this part: "Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor."
x3
评论来自
vindurza
the great question will there be a new one added in MoP? *edit it seems like yes there is
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《热与雾》
but what dose it say*
评论来自
mnaylor89
I found one of these today I pick pocketed it from a mob in the Mana Tombs
评论来自
1051873
This is make-out paradise. like really.
评论来自
Ping
Now illustrated:
http://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/blog/images/6351.png
评论来自
Nobbel
We made a video bringing the story of Marcus (steamy romance novel) to life! Was a special and fun project to work on, hope it will bring a smile on your face!
https://youtu.be/SBcMrHwqAhA?t=44s
评论来自
xconigmax
Here's a list of all the currently available Steamy Romance Novels in order of release:
A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
A Steamy Romance Novel: Northern Exposure
A Steamy Romance Novel: Blue Moon
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
A Steamy Romance Novel: I'm In Love With a Robot
A Steamy Romance Novel: Savage Passions
You're welcome.
评论来自
Kyllandra
Ok. I know this is weird, but I kind of want to own all of these. Has anyone made a little guide about how to acquire these hilarious little gems?
评论来自
Artora
This is the Legion's variant:
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《牛奶情缘》
评论来自
heart1783
Honest to god,i had to come back to this specific thread, when i see the infamous dude from the book's sleeping with a high moutain tauren i giggles with excitment whenever i seen it XD blizz if you reading this, please make more!
评论来自
DaggersEdge
Complete Steamy Romance Novel List
THE BURNING CRUSADE
一部催人泪下的言情小说
WRATH OF THE LICH KING
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《禁断之爱》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《北地柔情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《蓝月》
CATACLYSM
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《大号铜弹》
MISTS OF PANDARIA
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《热与雾》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
WARLORDS OF DRAENOR
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《狂野基情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
LEGION
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《牛奶情缘》
From
言情小说创作包
:
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《精灵的枷锁》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《活死人——夜之子》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《欲望之潮》
Write one yourself:
传承经典
BATTLE FOR AZEROTH
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
SHADOWLANDS
DRAGONFLIGHT
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
Background and additional information:
Jonathan LeCraft
was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is a unknown.
Eric Browning
was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.
比尔·比亚莎士
and/or
弗朗西斯·赛培根
were the in-game authors of the novels.
诺亚·斯凯布森
seems to have taken over, starting with
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
.
What NPCs around Azeroth say:
杰雷米亚·西利
said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.
帕林教授
confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in
尴尬的发现
and
错综复杂
.
记载者图帕
recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest
Digging Through the Past
.
Per the book
Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms
, the novels are used for secret communication between the
Explorers' League
and
SI:7
. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel.
Mathias Shaw
, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.
扎克罗斯卡
said that he was given a novel and liked it.
Visit the book characters in-game:
蕾薇·推杆
("Big Brass Bombs")
驯兽师卡玛
("Hot and Misty")
Madam Goya
("Hot and Misty")
Mister Chu
("Hot and Misty")
拉文
("Savage Passions")
马库斯
,
坦妲·自由行者
, and
巴克斯·自由行者
("Got Milk?")
Further reading/see also:
女妖之触
布雷泽的《谜之黑皮书》
containing:
布雷泽的《德莱尼小魔女字典》
布雷泽的《我与矮人妹子有个约会》
布莱兹的《如何泡上侏儒小妞指南》
布雷泽的《人类野蛮女友驯服手册》
布雷泽的《暗夜豪放女手记》
亚麻布包裹的书籍
催人泪下的言情小说全集
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评论来自
mraymus
Am I the only person who is confused why the rando Romance Novel I picked up just sold for 40g on AH? Why are people collecting these? Is there an achievement from doing so? Is there some erotic stuff in these that I am unaware of? I've read all the comments here (okay, not thoroughly, just skimmed) and I still don't understand what the fascination is with these. Can someone enlighten me?
评论来自
NamemeSomething
Can be obtained from Steamy Romance Novels pile during 2024 Love is in the Air event.
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