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评论来自
Elrox
Uh oh!
评论来自
1189207
Hopefully it's not another one about....
him.
评论来自
regma
I'm pretty sure this isn't a book with milk ads in it. Also not sure if I want to know what's going on with a certain pally here either. Lol
评论来自
EolienWoW
Who know that two simple words could bring so much fear into my heart. I have a feeling this book is going to be an udder disaster.
评论来自
tooltip
I had it drop from a
松岩追猎者
in Highmountain.
评论来自
LilNicky99
Oh my.
评论来自
fohhee
Squeeze it yourself
评论来自
mango5zx
I think, I have seen something familiar in other place, but I don't remember where.
评论来自
JuliaHB
Well well now... we'll have to get a new video from Nobbel to add this book to the line up! Lolz!
The Story of Marcus (Steamy Romance Novels) - Lore
NEW
NEW
NEW
And now we HAVE the sequel! Thanks Nobbel!
The Story of Marcus - Part 2 (Steamy Romance Novels) - Lore
评论来自
vindurza
tauren oh fun
评论来自
CaptainJitters
You can find the three characters in-game in Thunder Totem. Upon entering, Marcus gets up to leave saying 'Well, that was certainly unexpected.'
评论来自
rosierose
Genuinely surprised how lewd and perverse these has gotten!
评论来自
helge41
Full story:
"So there i was, surrounded by at least a hundred murlocs!" the heavy mustached man proclaimed, gesturing in a wide arc.
The tawny tauren gasped in amazement. "what ever did you do?" Her voice had a brawny, muscular tone to it.
"The only thing i could do my lovely." Marcus patted the sword resting on his thigh. "I brought them to justice!"
"Oh! With just a dagger? You are so brave!" Tanda cautiously reached for the blade, but pulled her hand away at the last second.
Marcus bristled. "What? This is a two-handed sword, enchanted to the hilt. Perhaps not as big as you've seen, but i know a few tricks to really make it sing,"
Tanda smiled demurely, fluttering her enormous eyelashes. She picked up one piece of cheese and held it close to Marcus's lips. "Try this, it's homemade."
The handsome paladin stammered, "N-no. I'm, um, lactose intolerant."
Tanda place the cheese back in the bowl. "Oh. are you sure? Does that mean you can't tolerate me?" The buxxom tauren stepped forward, pressing herself against Marcus. The substantial height difference placed his face squarely in her chest. unable to see, he flailed in protest, finally finding purchase on her firm backside -- his muffled apologetic sounds only made her giggle and squeeze him more tightly.
Just as his other hand found her tail, the light dimmed as an imposing figure moved into the doorway ""What the..."
Tanda exclaimed, "Bax, no!"
Marcus pulled his head away and gasped for air, looking at the angry tauren with wide eyes. "It's not what it looks like!"
Bax charged, ramming into Marcus while uttering his challenge, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!"
Marcus reeled and caught himself, digging his heel into the dirt. Seizing a horn in each hand, he held the tauren's head down, fighting against his tremendous strength. Bax forced his head up, grunting and spitting in anger, only to have it repeatedly pushed down. They locked eyes for a moment, and with a final heave of explosive force, Bax wrenched himself free.
The powerful tauren swung his arms out wide, as if to crush Marcus in a mighty hug. "Blades of light!" proclaimed the paladin. A huge, pulsating sword thrust up from the ground between the two combatants, tearing through armor and clothing, searing the thick chest hair of Marcus and cutting a fine line into the tauren's muscular chest.
Before they could move again. Tanda raised her hooved leg into the air and brought it down with warlike force. The man and the bull wobbled, clearly stunned. "Stop it. both of you!"
Marcus regained his composure and looked at Tanda, and then to Bax. Fur was ruffled and the bare parts of their leathery skin glistened with sweat. As they all stared one another down, the ridiculously good-looking Marcus spoke. "Well, since we're mostly undressed already..."
<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>
评论来自
Carpenightly
If you leave Thunder Totem and head East, the second hut has a man and 2 Tauren laying together. The stars of the story 'Got Milk'
When you walk up you trigger a line of dialogue.
评论来自
stathisdjs
This story is actually "real". There are two NPCs in Highmountain (64, 60), inside a hut, Marcus will walk out.
闪银项链
is inside a small jewelry box by Tanda's side.
The thought of what happened here
blows
my mind.
评论来自
Dreylia
That cheese is "homemade"...
评论来自
Kurasu
These two tauren have the exact same last name.
.... for the sake of my sanity, I'm going to assume that tauren, like humans, take the same name as the one they are mated with. Because otherwise.....
评论来自
nabziF
This is just wrong on so many levels! I cannot believe Blizzard would stoop so low as to expose the public to...such...f-..filthy, disgusting...
depravity
! Have they no shame? Where do we draw the line huh? These were funny at first but now they've gone too far! If you've any shred of decency or virtue you'd do best to write Blizzard a strongly worded letter of disapproval, like I'm going to. But first...
I'll be in my bunk.
评论来自
candylord2
Well now. That's quite the surprise.
评论来自
Califree
As a Draenei, I find this udderly charming.
评论来自
Wyr3d
But they're Tauren. Ew...
评论来自
Aritra
Damn, I accidentally sold mine. Why are these grey items? /cry
评论来自
shadowedscholar
I love these books, and damn was I not expecting to ever actually SEE Marcus in game. Apparently these romance novels aren't fiction at all. :)
评论来自
kaytie
"<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>"
You don't know my life, Blizzard!
评论来自
Zaropti
Atless the Paladin brought his 'Blessing of Protection'
评论来自
Fokaszar
I remember seeing the paladin walk out of the hut saying : "Im done here". And man, my first tought was : omg did they have a trio? Looks like i was right
评论来自
Turanga93
And I am still trying to sell these or change it for another Steamy romance books :D
评论来自
DaggersEdge
Complete Steamy Romance Novel List
THE BURNING CRUSADE
一部催人泪下的言情小说
WRATH OF THE LICH KING
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《禁断之爱》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《北地柔情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《蓝月》
CATACLYSM
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《大号铜弹》
MISTS OF PANDARIA
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《热与雾》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
WARLORDS OF DRAENOR
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《狂野基情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
LEGION
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《牛奶情缘》
From
言情小说创作包
:
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《精灵的枷锁》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《活死人——夜之子》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《欲望之潮》
Write one yourself:
传承经典
BATTLE FOR AZEROTH
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
SHADOWLANDS
DRAGONFLIGHT
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
Background and additional information:
Jonathan LeCraft
was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is a unknown.
Eric Browning
was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.
比尔·比亚莎士
and/or
弗朗西斯·赛培根
were the in-game authors of the novels.
诺亚·斯凯布森
seems to have taken over, starting with
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
.
What NPCs around Azeroth say:
杰雷米亚·西利
said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.
帕林教授
confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in
尴尬的发现
and
错综复杂
.
记载者图帕
recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest
Digging Through the Past
.
Per the book
Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms
, the novels are used for secret communication between the
Explorers' League
and
SI:7
. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel.
Mathias Shaw
, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.
扎克罗斯卡
said that he was given a novel and liked it.
Visit the book characters in-game:
蕾薇·推杆
("Big Brass Bombs")
驯兽师卡玛
("Hot and Misty")
Madam Goya
("Hot and Misty")
Mister Chu
("Hot and Misty")
拉文
("Savage Passions")
马库斯
,
坦妲·自由行者
, and
巴克斯·自由行者
("Got Milk?")
Further reading/see also:
女妖之触
布雷泽的《谜之黑皮书》
containing:
布雷泽的《德莱尼小魔女字典》
布雷泽的《我与矮人妹子有个约会》
布莱兹的《如何泡上侏儒小妞指南》
布雷泽的《人类野蛮女友驯服手册》
布雷泽的《暗夜豪放女手记》
亚麻布包裹的书籍
催人泪下的言情小说全集
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评论来自
Webcitizen117
is the shiny silver necklace made of pearls you think?
评论来自
ChinPirako
The most disturbing thing about this whole affair is the home made cheese.
评论来自
Stormbringer4190
prepare yourself, the censorship will come soon
评论来自
scharky
i'm proud, proud, proud to be a cow....
i'm proud that i say MOO, and not meowww!
my eyes are big and dreamy,
my butter's rich and creamy....
i'm proud, proud, proud to be a COW!
评论来自
Taraezor
Surprised that the Steamy novels haven't been censored into oblivion. Hmm... thankfully Oblivion is a different game franchise.
评论来自
NamemeSomething
Can be obtained from Steamy Romance Novels pile during 2024 Love is in the Air event.
评论来自
CoaFeanaro
Tanda and Bax's neighbour is called
Slyhoof the Shameless Shaman
. I'm sure he's featured in the next part of the story in some way,
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