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Well Poop! Blizzard's Fecal Fascination
来自 Keldesh
[Last Updated]:
2022/12/27
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Poop, turd, crap, guano, doody, feces, ook, excrement, fecal matter, dookie, dung, droppings, waste, deposits, defecation, poodad ... We have many words for the body function thet we have been told everyone does.
So it's no surprise it has leaked over into the world of Azeroth. It hasn't gone unnoticed by the players as the question is being asked, not only on WoW's forums, but just about every 'poo' related quest on WowHead, what is with Blizzard's Fecal Fascination?
If you played World of Warcraft into Northrend, if not before, you start realizing there's a nice list of 'poop' related quests. Quests going back to Vanilla. In fact, based on Cracked, "World of Warcraft has more poop-related quests than any other MMO, excluding the niche fetish games..." How legit is that fact? I don't know. However, I do know that each expansion Blizzard adds more and more quests and aspects related to "poop".
Note:
I don't have as much time to play as I use to, and usually play my Horde after leveling my Main Alliance. So if you run across any "poop" related stuff, please let me know so I can get it added. Also if I miss anything feel free to let me know as well!
WoW's Poop Quests
Quests are based on the location where they are located and not expansion. The exception to this is for Cataclysm, and that's refer to the new zones added in that expansion.
Azeroth
Outland
Northrend
Cataclysm
Pandaria
Draenor
Broken Isles
Kul Tiras
Zandalar
Shadowlands
Other Poopy Related Things
We know Blizzard has a lot of dookie quests, but there is way more crap to be found in the World... of Warcraft.
Spells
Quotes
Items
NPCs
Sites
resources
Remember that at some point in your journey, of the vast world... of warcraft, you will either gather, dig through, wear, or step in some ook!
Azeroth
This section includes quests with 'poop' references from only Eastern Kingdom and Kalimdor; both pre and post Cataclysm. This means that 85+ zone on both Eastern Kingdom and Kalimdor will be included in this section.
B连战斗工具:伪装
- Redridge Mountains
This quest you gather
狐狸粪便
along with leaves to create a camouflage so you can sneak into the Blackrock camp, and blow up their plans. What did you think camo was made of?
被锁起来的矮人
- Searing Gorge (obsolete)
This quest was about a dwarf that was caught in a public outhouse without having any
丝绸
. So you need to bring him 15 pieces of two-ply. As well as kill some Dark Iron Dwarves, which is apparently to get revenge for not replacing the roll when they emptied it.
蝙蝠的粪便
- Undercity & Razorfen Kraul (obsolete)
大药剂师法拉尼尔
is doing some very interesting experiments at the Royal Apothecary Society, which requires a "rare substance" only know as
沼泽蝙蝠的粪便
from
沼泽蝙蝠
.
利用蝙蝠的排泄物
- Razorfen Kraul
Within Razorfen Kraul you collect a nice steaming pile of
沼泽蝙蝠的粪便
. The smell from this bat crap actually causes the quilboar to go... bat crap crazy. Apparently this quest was too good to let go when updating dungeon quests. Now Alliance can get in on the action.
亲近巨人
- Azshara (chain)
With the update of Azshara with Cata's release, comes a new quest in which you find out TMI about the Cliff Giants potty habits, and that the pretty azsharite crystals are Cliff Giant droppings that are 'created' once every 15-25 years. The chain continues with you trying different ways to help speed up the process, including trying to give the giant a
超大块泻药
. I do have to say though that the Cliff Giants are talented in they can make humanoid-shape azsharite.
艾萨莱特水晶
- Azshara (obsolete)
If the goblins from the quest above only asked
洛拉姆斯·萨里比迪斯
(who's in Blasted Lands) about the azsharites he would have told him what he told adventures before Cata, "The excrement from their consumption is a highly malleable and extremely strong crystal known as Azsharite." This quest is no longer in-game, but you had to gather
艾萨莱特晶体
with the help of a felhound to give to the Demon Hunter.
字迹模糊的兽人信件
- Stonetalon Mountains
This is not so much a 'poop' quest as much as references to it. The
字迹难辨的兽人信件
that starts the chain is written in an ink that's a mixture of kodo poop and blood.
粪便问题
- Stonetalon Mountains
You need to kill
雄性巨翼双足飞龙
(Wyvern) because a little goblin is afraid of being pooped on. This is part of a chain quest to open the Cliffwalker Post chain.
上厕所
and
上厕所
- Thousand Needles
Not really a dung quest, but deals with an outhouse... underwater... with someone stuck in it. You need to kill
南海财宝猎人
for a
海盗的撬棍
to help save the individual trapped in the outhouse.
Video
雷矛集合点
- Hillsbrad Foothills
This is towards the end of a chain quest where you are sent out to help Kingslayer Orkus who apparently had some bad Dirge's Kickin' Chimaerok chops.
Kingslayer Orkus says: Ugh, the lok'tar must have been cooking up a turd - which would explain the smell.
骑狼旅行
- Durotar
You ride to Razor Hill to request assistance with the "human infestation" near Sen'jin Village. While your ride there your mount has to take a potty break. When your dog takes his break your riding companion says "...what's that smell? Oh, BAD DOG!"
Video
送给索基佐格的货物
- Burning Steppe
Disguised as a Blackrock, you bring General Thorg'izog food to make sure his troops are well fed before the
巨槌石之战
. During the battle General Thorg'izog's troops has a bad case of "upset tummies".
一小块布
- Silithus (Post-Legion)
This quest seems to be a throw back to Searing Gorge's
被锁起来的矮人
where you need to bring the occupant of the
暮光厕所
some cloth. Specifically
暮光丝绸
. This quest appears in the Post-Legion Silithus (the one with the big sword in it).
等着下手
- Silverpine Forest
This quest begins with you going to the
废弃的厕所
. Why do so many people think that outhouses are a good place to hide?
We have a little problem...
<Jibbly points to the large turds covering the base.>
We built the Sludgewerks near a wyvern habitat. Now our initial blueprints for the Sludgewerks were drawn up so as not to disturb the wyvern habitat as the beasts are apparently sacred to tauren and orcs. Do you know what's sacred to me? Not getting pooped on, that's what!
--
吉卜力·拉吉特
on
粪便问题
Outland
This section are quests from the zones located on the other side of the Dark Portal -- Outland. This does not include zones from the Draenor before being torn apart by the orcish warlocks (i.e., Warlords of Draenor).
狼吞虎咽
- Zangarmarsh
You do this quest to find out why the Bog Lords crossed the road. Apparently the answer is on their
丢弃的食物
s. You are to collect "dietary clues" to find out why the bog lords are eating the sporeling pods.
肮脏的工作
- Hellfire
Apparently in this quest a goblin let his felhound eat the
伐木机钥匙
. You are given the felhound to take with you hunting fel boars. After killing and eating the boar the felhound will
制造粪便
and leave you a nice pile of
地狱犬的粪便
to dig through to find the keys. You will also be debuffed with
异味
for digging in the pile of fel-poo.
稀有的豆子
- Nagrand
Probably the most notable Outland's 'poop' quest. You are tasked to gather
挖出来的卡拉果
from the
粪便
heaps left behind by the wildlife of Nagrand. From this
元素师鲁艾普
will create a tablet that will let you breath underwater. Remember that the dung is a quest item, so it sparkles while on the quest. Yay for sparkly poo!
Why poop quests, you ask? Because they're fun!
Poop crosses all sociocultural barriers, including race, age, religion and gender. Everyone poops--it's a fact of life. While admittedly not everyone finds poop to be inherently funny, poop affects all of our lives in a profound way.
Besides, what's wrong with a little toilet humor?
-- Aeriya on
A Poop Quest Compendium!
Northrend
These poo referenced quests are from the frozen north lands of Northrend. It is in these frozen lands some of the most notable crappy quests take place.
奇怪的蘑菇
- Ahn'kahet (obsolete)
While in Ahn'kahet you are to loot / pick up
奇异的蘑菇
. It's violently repulsive and sticky, but you stick it in your bag any ways thinking it may be Nerubian food. Guess after many of the other quest items, that have been in our bags, this won't matter much. Don't worry though,
拆解者基里克斯
will informs you that you've been stinking up your bag with cave beast excrement, and that you may want to consider washing your hands (and maybe the bag).
吓出它们的……
- Howling Fjord
In a small area of Rivenwood, nestled in the northern part of Howling Fjord you get to literally scare the poop out of
暗爪蝙蝠
s using
菲纳特的爆竹
. The guano is to be used for cluster bombs Petrov is making.
冲破封锁
- Howling Fjord
Now you will get to use the
匹特洛夫的集束炸弹
that were created by the bat guano collected in the quest
吓出它们的……
The tooltip even says so. You use the bombs to kill the Blockade Cannons and Pirates.
尽你的职责
- Grizzly Hills
This is one of the more notable 'poop' quest in Northrend. The end of a chain quest that starts with you eating an entire harvest of
琥珀种子
. To make it right you get to drink a fast acting laxative to get the amberseeds out before they get digested. The scene in the outhouse is probably what makes this quest so notable.
Video
狼的排泄物
- Borean Tundra
Following a aircraft wreak in the Geyser Fields, the local wolves have taken to scavenging the wreckage. Including some much needed
微缩胶片
. You use Gorloc Spiced
狼饵
to help force nature to get the films out of the wolves bellies. The result is you digging, once again, through the "by-products" for the film.
Do you have any idea what you've been carrying around, <class>?
The cave beasts you've been harvesting have no traditional method of excreting their waste. You might want to wash your hands...
Thank you for the thought, but if you come across any more of these please keep them for yourself.
--
拆解者基里克斯
on
奇怪的蘑菇
Cataclysm
These will be from the new zones added in Cata, Vashj'ir and Deepholm. Blizzard seemed to be slacking in the new zones of this expansions, but not the entire expansion. Remember Cata was an entire Azeroth makeover and several new lower level poop quests showed up.
涂味器
- Shimmering Expansion
Using the symbiotic defensive relationship between the clown-looking fish and the anemonesto help the clam divers. You need to gather a chemical from the anemonesto, which is said to actually be their excrement, process it, and then spray it on the divers and yourself.
啊……痛!我的肚子……
- Kelp'thar Forest
Not so much a 'poop' quest, but with the lack of them in Cata this is close enough. In this quest the quest giver apparently is having some issues with his bowls, and is in a lot of pain after eating some seaweed a naga gave him. You have to gather him some more
蜷草苗芽
s to help with his issue.
Whatever method you use, it's a boring and tedious quest. I've enjoyed all the Northrend quests so far, but I can't say I particularly liked this one. It's made worse by the 'poo ninjas', who will happily run in and steal your guano whilst you are engaging a bat.
- I mean, come on, being a ninja is pretty low, but to ninja bat poo takes a special kind of low life.
-- Ergates on
吓出它们的……
Pandaria
These are from the land in the mist, Pandaria. With one of the main new races being an ape like creature, Hozen. We should have expected some poo-flinging to happen.
清理粪便
- The Jade Forest
Well like any good pet owner you know what goes in must come out, and as an owner you should clean it up. You have to 'sift' through
迅足虫
s and
巨型迅足虫
s to get 5
一大袋粪便
. With the name like
迅足虫
it would seem more like cleaning a cat box.
清理粪便
- The Jade Forest
This is pretty much like the quest above except you are gathering
一小袋粪便
instead. Oh the joys of being a pet owner!
对症下药
- Krasarang Wilds
This is not so much a poop quest as helping out a pandarian with scared dooks. So you gather
岩盐核心
,
滑溜的泥鱼
, and
大块蜂巢
to help fluffy mopey-dopes go. Remember kids can't THROW if can't GO!
羊屎咔啡
- Kun-Lai Summit
Well at least this time you don't have to dig, pick-up, sift, carry, or whatever else we have had to do with poodad --kind of a mussy task, not fit for hero. Just need to mark it so that it can be picked up and turned into coffee. This is based off of
civet coffee
... yuuuum!
绿色能源
and
炸弹才是王道!
- The Jade Forest
You are to head to the Dookin' Grounds and gather
鲜绿树枝
for an outhouse while
利维特·急刹
collects the "deposits" to create Methane Grenades.
Pandaren got a case of the spooky-dooks!
Dooks get scared sometimes, don't wanna come out. Poor, fluffy mopey-dopes must be ready to explode by now!
This just the thing to bring 'em out. That make pandaren happy for sure!
Just like ol' gramma used to say: can't THROW if can't GO!
--
肯肯
on
对症下药
Draenor
Before it became known as the destroyed land of Outland, we find that there was no lack of crappy humor from in the land of Draenor. When battling the Iron Horde there is always time for a poop quest or two.
There will be outhouses in your Garrison for you and your Followers to use. A proper military base must have the proper amenities.
And in
Beta
Retail this has come true! There are outhouses that your character can actually use. My mage got stuck in it. It acts like a chair. With walls around it. Not sure if Blizzard is going to build on it or anything, but at least we have an outhouse in
Beta
Retail.
规律生活
- Achievement
With the addition of outhouses to the garrisons comes an achievement for using it. It made it to live,
and requires a level 2 garrison
(got this on my level 1 garrison).
霜狼氏族的贾纳尔
- Tanaan Jungle
Blizzard hits the gates running in WoD with their crappy humor this expansion. We don't even make it out of the introduction quests before we are introduced to Ga'nar who is cleaning up the outhouses in what sounds like
The Bog of Eternal Stench
in the quest chain
霜狼氏族的贾纳尔
.
鲁比洛洛
- Spires of Arak
This is not a quest, but to locate a treasure. Located in Admiral Taylor's Garrison, you need to feed
鲁比洛洛
3
鲁比饼干
. You need to follow
鲁比洛洛
around until he stops to leave you his "treasures" including
鲁比洛洛的红宝石项圈
. This is a "poopy" shout out to
Joe Ruby
.
清扫厕所
- Garrison Mission
The missions just states "It's best not to lose a bet with the janitor." So one of your followers will be losing a bet. Don't worry will only take them 5 minutes to clean the Outhouse.
采集水果
- Nagrand
Apparently a new talbuk quest, a shout out to
稀有的豆子
, in Nagrand. You need to gather 15
纳格兰樱桃
to feed the elekk, but "something about talbuk first eating them and then 'processing' them, and then... well, I don't want to talk about it."
Okay so this isn't technically a "poop" quest, but is in reference to the "famous" Nagrand
纳格兰樱桃
quest.
There's ALWAYS a poop quest.
-- archdreuidbook on
快打扫干净!
Broken Isles
There wasn't much in the way of poop quests in Blizzard's Legion expansion that I was able to find. If you know of any please let mek now in the comments below.
钥匙就在某个地方……
- Suramar
Seems almost to be a bit of a throw back to
肮脏的工作
. Felhound eats your key and you get to dig through pooh to find it. Seriously, what won't felhounds eat?
I searched "poop", because realms are down and I needed to kill time. I am pleased.
-- Guy19 about
Hobo Goods (Poop)
Kul Tiras
The Alliance BFA zones only saw one poop quest, and then a world quest that was identical to the quest.
罗德里格复仇记
- Freehold Tiragarde Sound
This is a new low (or should I say high) for poop quests. You fly around on a large macaw and poop on pirates. What's not to love?
快打扫干净!
- Freehold Tiragarde Sound
Is a world quest like the quest above, but Horde can also enjoy pooping on pirates! One of the best parts is some of the things the pirates say after getting "bombed". Don't forget to get your
天降正义
achievement while doing this if you didn't get it doing the quest above!
天降正义
- Achievement
While doing
快打扫干净!
you will also need to hit
香蕉贮藏
,
斯威提的大餐
,
一车弯刀
, and
黑齿佳酿
with Vile Bombardment.
Zandalar
The Horde BFA zones only saw one poop quest, but did not seem to have a World Quest follow-up.
恶臭的收获
- Vol'dun
Only for Herbalists. This is a quest in their profession's quest chain you get from
帕图
. He wants you to gather
消化过的阿昆达之噬种子
s from within piles of
left behind by the creatures in the Brine Basing.
收集肥料
/
收集肥料
- Vol'dun
Pretty simple quest. You
喂食土狼
some meat and then, wait for it to... well poop. Then hope no one is also doing the quests and ninjas you crap before you loot it. The glories of war!
We do handle a lot of a substance called anima which we’re only told is something ghost / soul residuum that everyone in the Shadowlands wants or has, it’s mathematically impossible that at least some of it doesn’t come from poop, somehow.
So fear not, Azzie, cast down logic, embrace ghostpoop.
-- Opherial on
Poop in Shadowlands
Shadowlands
As our heroes head to Shadowlands, it appears there may not be much need for pooping when you're dead. :(
急需戈姆胶
- Ardenweald
This quest chain has you go about getting
新鲜的戈姆胶
and
野生戈姆胶
, which is gathered by using a
戈姆放牧之枝
to make the gorms regurgitate consumed material. So not so much a "poop" quest, but seems to be the closest we receive in Shadownblands.
you're........
the vanquisher of the Lich King
savior of azeroth of DEathwing's Madness
liberator/conqueror of orgrimmar of garrosh's tyranny
commander of the draenor expedition
leader of your class hall and legion exterminator
literal CHAMPION of the titan Azeroth
go fetch me some poop.
-- Hùrin on
Have Poop Quests Lost their Novelty?
Spells
弹弓火球
is a spell used by several hozen in Pandaria including
断牙投掷者
and
乌克头领
.
The
龙骨秃鹫
s in Dragonblight have the ability to
粪便
on orcs with an instant cast and unlimited range.
异味
debuff from when you dig through the
地狱犬的粪便
for the
伐木机钥匙
in
肮脏的工作
.
谷地嚎叫猴
along with other primates in STV, the
安戈洛猩猩
and
邪刃污染者
tend to
投掷污物
when fighting.
Some hunters' pets aren't litter box trained and may result in
type behavior.
A select few of the Rare Hozen in Pandaria will also
投掷污物
at you. Wonder why the icon is the same for
格拉库的肉松蛋糕
o.0 .
It's not your bags being overly fully that is slowing you down. It's your character isn't
放松
that is.
In the Zuldazar jungles the
达卡尼高雅者
live, and they like to throw
抛洒秽物
at those they are attacking.
泥嘴清道夫
will
投掷大便
at you as an attack they have. How mature!
There must ALWAYS be a Poop Quest in every expansion. It is the LAW.
Failure to include a Poop Quest in the Shadowlands would rip a hole in the space-time continuum, sucking in and destroying all realities as we know them.
-- Mooriartee on
Will we get poop quest in SL?
Quotes
兽人海军新兵
says, "Dis hurt so bad. Like da time poop come out sideways." upon placing the 5th create while do the quest
钢雷
油污潭执行者
/rudes
吉卜力·拉吉特
then runs off saying "The Horde doesn't pay me enough for this... this crap!" They also say things such as "Jibbly, get someone to clean up these turds!"
While doing
重写智慧
some of the "scrolls of wisdom" are "Don't roll in own poo unless you want to smell like poo all day." and "Poo not good to eat, but very good to throw."
古鲁金暴徒
, in line for the outhouse in
炸弹才是王道!
, makes comments such as "Ook! Dookin' praire-doggin'!", "Ugh... I think I mighta ooked my dookers.", "Ookin's what hozen do best!", etc.
When you free
被俘虏的怒爪狼獾人
, while doing the quest
巨魔疯啦!
, they may say, "I poop on you, trollses!"
While on
一起走
if you take
泥盏
into the Springtail Warren he will say, "Where are we? Smells like... like carrots and turds."
In the Death Knight start area, the
血色农夫
will randomly say "Ungh... I... I think I pooped..." when you attack them
Jhorn the Mad has been caught shouting in Nagrand, "This's gotta be a mistake! These puny squishies be the scourge of Nagrand? They look like Elekk poodoo."
When doing
鼓舞士气
you tell
乌卡都克
(if you are being mean), "I said, when i beat your brother black and blue, he dooked his pants and jumped away. Now give me the chow!"
The above is in reference to
乌克都克
from a previous quest,
一步登天
.
Upon death, the
蓟叶暴徒
has a chance of saying, "I.. Just soiled myself."
On the Rogue Class Hall quest
舰队上将特塞斯
questions a
被捕的海盗
. When complete the
被捕的海盗
says, "I think... I just soiled myself! Please... don't kill me!"
On completion of
斯库戈之巢
,
加兹鲁维
states that, "Little known fact, old gronn grottos make for great farming soil." Letting you know the gronn poop will make your carrots grow big.
Items
水晶便笺
s were found in
艾萨莱特晶体
, which in early Horde quests, we found out were
峭壁巨人
by-product.
You use the
Skat Shooting Vehicle
for the quest
炸弹才是王道!
to fire Methane Grenades at Jinyu Attackers.
狐狸粪便
along with
一堆树叶
are used in creating a camouflage that you will be using for the Bravo Company quest chain in Redridge Mountains.
Guest players can't say they didn't get crap from
乌达斯塔
as your consolation prize for killing him is a
一堆亮晶晶的垃圾
.
In the Horde quest,
视力衰弱
, the item
金祖恩的火枪
apparently doesn't work because... you know "mud".
While digging through felhound poop looking for
强化牢笼钥匙
you could loot up
消化了一半的炉石卡牌
.
肮脏的钻石
, which ends the
失落的宝藏!
quest, is found in a pile of dog poop!
During Winter Veil the
怪礼物
s you get for the daily quest
恶心礼物!
are worse than finding a
小煤头
in your stocking. Some of these items a nice piles of... well crappy gifts!
NPCs
Hobo Goods (Poop)
is an NPC in Westfall. Well actually it's poop. It's just poop marked as an NPC! Why is it in the game? We don't know.
泥嘴清道夫
swim in the waters east part of Suramar. They drop an engineering schematic,
结构图:魔石浮标
, and
投掷大便
.
Sites
In
收集情报
,
元素师奥泰尔
uses the
厕所藏匿处
as a hiding spot while helping you with intelligence gathering.
Most ogres' compounds will have potty on the ground. As ogres do not have outhouses.
Looks like
贝索拉
made a few gnome explorers dinner in what can only be guessed from remains that can be seen in the BIG, steaming pile of pooh left behind. I have to give credit to
贝索拉
for her talents in managing to keep the bones intact like that.
Over on the Margoss's Retreat there is a raccoon that runs around,
崔西
. Well after making his rounds on the island, he chooses to pooh right next to
咒法师马戈斯
's fishing shack.
Found a bear, in Azsuma, all cuddled up for a nice long nap after a nice meal and a healthy poop. You can see the remains of the poor victims.
In Anglepoint there is a n
传染肠虫
problem making villagers sick. As a result there is a line waiting outside on the outhouses.
The is a hidden cave near Heymanhoof Slope in Highmountain, which you go to in search of orb number 7 in your journey to obtain the
深海水母
. Well, apparently someone else has used this cave for other things!
Grimrail Depot
has a bathroom along with 3 sea shells, which is a nod to Demolition Man (since there is some NSFW language in the clip I will not link it here.).
Resources
So the following are the resources I used in order to find more information about the "poop" quests and other things in World of Warcraft.
A Poop Quest Compendium! (Locked)
->
A Poop Quest Compendium!
Knowing is the parity(WoW poop quests).
Your favorite poop quest?
Another poo quest.
Who is the poop-obsessed dev?
Poop Quest list
I originally wrote this up for my blog, but when moving hosts the contents were lost. So decided to post it here. I had been keeping track of poo related things I had ran into throughout my adventures in World of Warcraft; as I thought it was interesting that there was so many comments and posts about how many "poop" quests, but no real official posting that was updated often and included more than just quests.
I know not the maturest thing to write a guide on, but thought it would make a fun first guide.
If I missed any please let me know in the comments below, and include a link to the quest/item or information. I'll check it out and get it added in as soon as I can.
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评论
评论来自
Elfeaterdk
ROFL.. Why did I read this? :-)
评论来自
Moon
I'm looking for wards to reading this whole guide haha
评论来自
Thaag
I stepped upon a pile of poop within the Kraul one day--
It stank up to the heavens and it would not go away.
But I just smiled and pried it off and said, "It's for the best
That I should step in poop today: I need it for a quest."
Later in Azshara an elf took me for a fool:
Azsharite turns out to be a pile of giant stool.
I asked the elf, "If I must this fetid dung amass
Will I need to shove crap crystals up that demon's ass?"
It is with great gusts of laughter that I here announce
Belief that beyond the Dark Portal I would find amounts
Of feculence to dwindle to small portions rarely found:
Keys apparently emerge behind a boar-sated felhound.
Poop here, poop there, poop everywhere! If that isn't enough,
Nearby the Throne of Elements I had to *eat* the stuff.
I'm quite annoyed that I am made to seem like a dimwit.
Next time there's poop to dig in I will tell them, "Eat *my* $#!+!"
--composed during BC xpac, 22 Mar 2007
评论来自
SubyWRX
Don't forget about the hunter pet ability Bad Manner:
http://www.wowhead.com/spell=90337#comments
Looked through again but didn't see it in there.
评论来自
vlntn87
Don't forget Shiny Pile of Refuse
评论来自
Biolinked2
I found another poop related item. In the quest, "Cryin' My Eyes Out" Zin'Jun's rifle has the tooltip, "There appears to be... 'mud' in the firing mechanism, rendering the weapon useless."
"mud"
评论来自
Refticus
missed out
Stormpike Rendezvous
which is located in the eastern kingdoms, hillsbrad.
TRANSCRIPT OF POOP
I had just finished making use of the facilities on the docks when...
Kingslayer Orkus says:
Ugh, the lok'tar must have been cooking up a turd - which would explain the smell.
Kingslayer Orkus says: By Hellscream's axe!
*Orkus hides behind a tiny stump in the dock.*
Vanndar Stormpike says: Oy, 'Linda, where are we meetin' up with this Ivar Bloodfang fella?
An' what in Bronzebeard's name is that terrible smell?
Captain Balinda Stonehearth says: They are massing at Purgation Isle, just west of us here, off the coast. We are to meet them there, general.
Captain Balinda Stonehearth says:
As for the smell... *Balinda sniffs at the air* I think it's coming from over there...
*Balinda points at Orkus*
Vanndar Stormpike says: Look there, 'Linda! What in the...
Kingslayer Orkus says: You face Kingslayer Orkus now, dwarf!
*A combat occurs between all of them*
Kingslayer Orkus yells: KASHA! Your master needs you!
Vanndar Stormpike yells: ENOUGH TOYIN' AROUND!
Vanndar Stormpike says: Let's get outta here, 'Linda. We dun wanna draw any unwanted attention!
Captain Balinda Stonehearth says: Aye, general!
评论来自
Nathyiel
It's the Ultimate guide of all WoW guides !
评论来自
Jennaveveism
Also the quest in Northrend in I think grizzly hills where you had to use the outhouse in a quest and take a dump. That one got me rolling on the floor laughing out loud. And the moans from taking said dump sounded wildly inappropriate. But its a favorite in my book!
评论来自
286298
I'm looking for all the grey poo items. Is there a list of those somewhere?
评论来自
IllidanS4
Why does everybody think Outlands is the right name of the zone?
评论来自
derby31
There is one treasure from Draenor that could be added to this great guide:
鲁比的洛洛
The first comment in
鲁比的洛洛
tells you exactly what to do. But basically you feed some treats to
鲁比洛洛
, follow and eventually he'll leave you a "treasure".
评论来自
forsquilis
I don't think you have
巨槌石之战
included, though it may not count as fully pooptastic. For the quest done immediately before this one,
送给索基佐格的货物
, you bring poisoned worg cutlets to
索基佐格将军
. Then when you begin
巨槌石之战
, a cinematic plays that includes this dialogue:
High Warlock Xi'lun says: We are nearly prepared to start this battle, brothers. Thorg'izog, what is the matter? Why are you covering your butt like that?
General Thorg'izog says: WHAT? No reason... it's just... something is very wrong with my stomach. I think it's something I ate.
So it's not a blatant use of poop, but it is still tangentially poop-related.
评论来自
0Aloreth
There's also a pond with a bunch of riverbeasts near the entrance from Frostfire to Gorgrond. Nearby is a destroyed Gnomish exploration squad... and there are a few... unfortunate... gnomes near the cave.
评论来自
Lostelle
Not sure whether this counts as a quest or a quote, but the guide seems to be missing
骑狼旅行
"...what's that smell? Oh, BAD DOG!"
评论来自
gagfinder
逆风小径
that is all
评论来自
Deihjan
Jhorn the Mad yells: This's gotta be a mistake! These puny squishies be the scourge of Nagrand? They look like Elekk poodoo.
评论来自
PipariVaras
Hah :D This was funniest guide what i have read :D :D
GJ!
评论来自
Tykes
This guide is hilarious! I do wonder, how in earth did you come up with the idea to write about this?
评论来自
Thaag
Guess what!
钥匙就在某个地方……
Angus Stormbrew lost his key, and a felhunter ate it. Piles of felpoo light up about you, and you get to dig through it.
Can't have an expansion without at least one poop quest.
评论来自
Blicze
In the questline in Draenor to build your garrison, you have to kill a gronn in a cave while clearing the land for building. A comment is made about the gronn would have made the ground very fertile. This is also the same cave where your build your herb garden.
I can add specific quotes as soon as I run my DK through the quests.
评论来自
docterderp
We've got
another one
as a world quest on Vol'dun.
评论来自
coolderka
When you're on mysterious journey for
深海水母
and you're looking for an orb number 7, you land in a hidden cave near Heymanhoof Slope, Highmountain (55.84, 38.04).
And gues what lies on the floor of that cave...
Got screenshot, if you want it ;)
评论来自
coolderka
When you are doing
恶心礼物!
and destroying
怪礼物
you can notice, that some of them are... well, the point of interest of this guide :) You have screenshots on both linked sites.
评论来自
Nickname404
There is only one important question about new addon. Any poop quests in SL?
评论来自
atomicsnare
Grimrail Depot has some special decorations too.
decorations
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