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评论来自
466286
A new moon parody? Lets hope!
评论来自
lordgilman
The Armory
says this is a low drop from pickpocketing Argent Confessor Paletress in reg and H toc 5. Anyone with a rogue want to give farming this a shot?
评论来自
CaspianRoach
Pickpocketed this book from
Argent Confessor Paletress
a few hours ago (vanish midfight or wait few seconds before pulling the boss after trash and stealth) in LFG random
Trial of the Champion
heroic.
Here's the transcript:
-page 1-
Tail swooshing and hips swaying, the curvy figure walked purposefully across the lake toward the man resting by the shore; rising quickly as she approached. He appeared visibly happy to be in her presence. Blue arms flowed over his shoulders as a smooth tail coiled seductively around his waist. "Why must I travel so far to be meeting man like you?" Her voice carried a strong, alluring accent.
Grinning wildly, he gently pushed her away, openly staring as the light caught her features.
"Up here!", she exclaimed in playful anger.
With a helpless shrug, he reached into his pack and pulled out a small pouch. "My wonderful Soola, I've brought you something." Confidence wrapped his words like a steel blanket.
-page 2-
She plucked the tiny bag from his hands, excitedly pulling it open and revealing a citrine pendant.
"Oh... Marcus, you shouldn't have."
The usual teasing was gone from his voice, "Every facet lights the sky, and my heart, with your beautiful reflection."
Soola frowned. "Uh... no. I meant you really shouldn't have. I could craft something better by accident."
For the first time, possibly ever, Marcus looked hurt. His shoulders slumped slightly, the %^&*y, ever-present grin missing from his handsome face.
Soola opened her mouth to speak, smiling warmly; a glowing rune appeared above her eyes. "I don't think I can mend your feelings, even with my gift."
-page 3-
Despite the statement, her words seemed to do the trick, Marcus smirked roguishly as he adjusted his leg plates, "Well you aren't the only gifted one."
Silence penetrated the room with palpable force as the conversation shifted to the language shared by all races of Azeroth.
Minutes became hours, until their passionate dialog was interrupted by lightning streaking from the cloudless sky, thunderously slamming into the lake's surface and bathing them in steam.
"Is something wrong?", Marcus asked.
"No my Marcus, you're just off to a great start."
The remaining pages have been thoroughly destroyed by the elements.
Here's a screenshot in case you don't believe me :P
http://caspianroach.ru/content/WoWScrnShot_042210_235402.jpg
评论来自
Ellesica
This Marcus guy sure is a player!
I can't wait for the one where all the women he's "met" find out about each other. That should be a good one.
评论来自
Mirrored
I know you have probably figured this out...but Soola is a Draenei.
You can tell from the jewelcrafting comments (Draenei have increased jewelcrafting,) and at the very end the "gift" (Draenei racial abiliy is a rune on the forehead that heals the target.)
EDIT: When I first posted this, there were a few people asking what she was, I responded to them, and they have since deleted their comments.
评论来自
382219
The International Language of Azeroth :
Ooh!
Aah!
And variations of these 2 words.
评论来自
541007
Wow, a walking shaman that's had sex with a paliden... a-mazing. XP
评论来自
Einhander696
Pickpocketed from
Argent Confessor Paletress
SHWING.
评论来自
304359
Rogues always get the best things
评论来自
caridor
Confess our sins to her?
If shes got this, I think shes just fishing for dirty stories.
评论来自
281586
Ouch, that last comment from the Draenai just hurts...
评论来自
chickensrool
*!@#ING ELEMENTS!
评论来自
baozilla
What's next?
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
Added in patch 4.0.1.
评论来自
665407
Marcus?
评论来自
Forsakengirl13
As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.
The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is
Touch of the Banshee
, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of
Prince Keleseth
, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.
It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)
评论来自
605734
I'll be pickpocketing Argent Confessor Paletress for the next 3 years!
评论来自
vindurza
there is a soola in game but i hope i am wrong
苏拉文
is technically a dranei
评论来自
Beatrice
Not sure whether this information is helpful, but I can confirm that the book can be pickpocketed in
both heroic and normal.
You don't have to do it specifically on heroic.
评论来自
error10
I obtained a copy from salvaging a
一大箱回收物资
.
评论来自
Nobbel
We made a video bringing the story of Marcus (steamy romance novel) to life! Was a special and fun project to work on, hope it will bring a smile on your face!
https://youtu.be/SBcMrHwqAhA?t=6m10s
评论来自
xconigmax
Here's a list of all the currently available Steamy Romance Novels in order of release:
A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
A Steamy Romance Novel: Northern Exposure
A Steamy Romance Novel: Blue Moon
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
A Steamy Romance Novel: I'm In Love With a Robot
A Steamy Romance Novel: Savage Passions
You're welcome.
评论来自
TimeTrap
You no longer need to pick pocket this item, as it can be found in
一大箱回收物资
.
评论来自
DaggersEdge
Complete Steamy Romance Novel List
THE BURNING CRUSADE
一部催人泪下的言情小说
WRATH OF THE LICH KING
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《禁断之爱》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《北地柔情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《蓝月》
CATACLYSM
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《大号铜弹》
MISTS OF PANDARIA
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《热与雾》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
WARLORDS OF DRAENOR
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《狂野基情》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《机器情缘》
LEGION
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《牛奶情缘》
From
言情小说创作包
:
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《精灵的枷锁》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《活死人——夜之子》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《欲望之潮》
Write one yourself:
传承经典
BATTLE FOR AZEROTH
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
SHADOWLANDS
DRAGONFLIGHT
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨龙法师的活力》
Background and additional information:
Jonathan LeCraft
was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is a unknown.
Eric Browning
was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.
比尔·比亚莎士
and/or
弗朗西斯·赛培根
were the in-game authors of the novels.
诺亚·斯凯布森
seems to have taken over, starting with
一部催人泪下的言情小说:《巨浪之海》
.
What NPCs around Azeroth say:
杰雷米亚·西利
said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.
帕林教授
confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in
尴尬的发现
and
错综复杂
.
记载者图帕
recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest
Digging Through the Past
.
Per the book
Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms
, the novels are used for secret communication between the
Explorers' League
and
SI:7
. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel.
Mathias Shaw
, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.
扎克罗斯卡
said that he was given a novel and liked it.
Visit the book characters in-game:
蕾薇·推杆
("Big Brass Bombs")
驯兽师卡玛
("Hot and Misty")
Madam Goya
("Hot and Misty")
Mister Chu
("Hot and Misty")
拉文
("Savage Passions")
马库斯
,
坦妲·自由行者
, and
巴克斯·自由行者
("Got Milk?")
Further reading/see also:
女妖之触
布雷泽的《谜之黑皮书》
containing:
布雷泽的《德莱尼小魔女字典》
布雷泽的《我与矮人妹子有个约会》
布莱兹的《如何泡上侏儒小妞指南》
布雷泽的《人类野蛮女友驯服手册》
布雷泽的《暗夜豪放女手记》
亚麻布包裹的书籍
催人泪下的言情小说全集
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